Nap all day. Sleep all night. Party never. The tenets of Slothism and the only rational approach to life. This is for you if the only FOMO you get is when you’re out with friends and catch yourself thinking about your couch (and your cats) back home. You’re the only one of your friends that truly understands the understated value of a great night of sleep, and you’ll be the one laughing when all the parties catch up to them a decade from now.